Title: That Old Silk Hat
Author: Liz
Email: elizashaw@yahoo.com
Website: Dreaming Sideways http://home.earthlink.net/~elizashaw/
Pairing: X/S
Rating: NC-17
Spoiler Warnings: Everything thru the end of both BtVS and AtS.
Disclaimer: All characters and references to BtVS storylines belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy and all the other folks with valid legal claims. Not mine. No claims on 'em, and no money made from playing with 'em, but innit fun?
Author’s Note: Written for Excessant’s wonderful Yule Project 2005 around the song “Frosty the Snowman” and includes blatant misuse of a beloved children’s character. Some plot; more porn.

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And his eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the snowman
Made the children laugh and play
And were they surprised, when before their eyes
He came to life that day.

There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found.
For when they place it on his head
He began to dance around.

O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me.

Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, “Let’s run
And we’ll have some fun
Now before I melt away.”

So, down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there
All around the square saying:
“Catch me if you can.”

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler “Stop!”

For Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
“Don’t’ you cry,
I’ll be back again some day.”

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.