Number One Lowest Common Denominator

I want to see your number one lowest common denominator

I want to be your number one lowest common denominator

You’re so hot! What’choo got?

On the outside, I’m a good boy

Let me inside ‘cause I’m full of joy

I don’t want to shock you but I’m an electric eel

How’s that make your denominator feel?

Think I’ll surprise her

I can always depend on my Great Equalizer

I wanna grind, lose your mind

I kissed you once, will I kiss you again?

Be certain with sex and you’ll always have friends

Your glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speak

And your mind slips away at the peak.

(Recitation- A Poem of Love)

Time stops—the light goes on

A thundering head and no body

Washed up and woke up on the shore, seaside breakfast

A tender egg on white sand

Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck

Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall

Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver

Burning little holes all the way to the marrow

Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool

All the birds leave raking turquoise ruts across the Velveeta sky

It’s time to scream

I want to be your number one lowest common denominator.