MARGE & LISA
SIMPSON
Marge Simpson
Marge: There's no shame in being a pariah.
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Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
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Marge : Only your father could take a part-time job at a small town paper and wind up the target of international assassins.
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Marge: I guess one person can make a difference, but most of the time they probably shouldn't.
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Marge [drunk on Long Island Iced Teas]: I’d like to visit that Long Island place. If only it were real...
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Marge : Why do I always think of something to say when it's too late? "Shut up, Becky!" That would've been sweet!
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Marge [on Behind the Laughter]: I had a network connection. The man who cut my hair was also the president of FOX!
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Marge : They told us how to dress, what to wear, and what clothes to put on.
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Marge : Once you get used to the druggings, this isn’t a bad place.
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