Mojo Rising

[GTO]
Ray: Fraser, what are you doing?
Fraser: Well, I’m driving. [very slowly]

[Fraser gives a cheery wave to the guy cursing him from passing car]
Ray: This is not driving, this is walking in a vehicle.
Fraser: I’m going the posted limit.
Ray: That is my point. Nobody goes the posted limit. You keep this up, we’ll get smacked from behind and then I’ll have to explain to my father why the car got wrecked while the Mountie was driving it after he dragged it here from Arizona like a dozen eggs.
Fraser: You must say hello to your father for me, by the way.
Ray: [sigh]
  Look, you can do that yourself. He’s staying out at this trailer park out in Skokie. Although he doesn’t know if he can hack the winter.
Fraser: And how’s your mother?
Ray: She can hack the winter. She comes in everyday to iron my shirts.
Fraser: Oh, what a thoughtful gesture.
Ray: You kidding, crispy shirts? Look like I work in a bank?
Fraser: That’s a bad thing, I take it?
Ray: Yeah. I mean it clashes with my uh...

Fraser : Persona? Aura? Style?
Ray: Exactly. And style counts, Fraser. Like what you’re doing right now? This is anti-style.
Fraser: You just asked me to be careful.
Ray: Careful, not stationary. Stop the car, let me show you how to do it.
Fraser: I’ve ridden with you many times, Ray.
Ray: Ridden, yes. Studied, no. Learned, no. Stop the car.
Fraser: As you wish.

[GTO stops at a light: Fraser & Kowalski trade places (without getting out)]
Ray: Okay. Good driving is like a vocation. Part brains, part magic, part guts, part ESP. Watch the shoulder. [crack]

Fraser : What’s that?
Ray: Clothing adjustment.

Fraser : I see.

Ray : You gotta be able to sense things.

Fraser : Mm-hmm.

Ray : Like the lights.

Drivers : [yelling]   Hey! Move it!

Ray : Okay. I’m sensing...Three. Two. One. Go! [peels rubber as light changes]
Fraser: Ray, you have just violated at least a half a dozen traffic laws.

[Kowalski grins smugly; Fraser glances down an alley: two guys hold guns on a third]

Fraser : Ray, stop.
Ray: What? I just got going.
Fraser: Criminals.
Ray: Criminals?

[Fraser bails out of the car, rolls, and runs toward the action]

 

[alley]

Agent Goodfellow : INS officers. Stop! INS!

[Kowalski turns car around, heading down alley]
Gerome Laferette: [hides behind Fraser]
  Stop them! They’re trying to kill me!

Fraser : Gentlemen. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to stop.
[Kowalski jumps from car, leaving the door open, and runs toward the group, pointing his gun]
Ray: Chicago PD! Stop right there!
Goodfellow: Show me your badge.
Ray: Show me yours.
Goodfellow: You first.
Ray: You!
Goodfellow: [shows ID]
  Immigration/Naturalization. Stop that man!

[Gerome is stealing Kowalski’s car]
Ray: Hey! My car!

 

[27th precinct; bullpen]
Ray: They’re shooting up the streets. How are we supposed to know it’s not gang-related?
Goodfellow: Gangs? Aaron look ganged up to you? You got gangs of fat-ass forty-year-old white guys running around out there I don’t know about?
Ray: Okay. Mob... something. How the hell are we supposed to know?
Goodfellow: Maybe because I’m shoving a badge in your face. Maybe because I’m running full-out chasing a felon and yelling “INS” at the top of my lungs. Maybe because I could have capped you.
Ray: I could have capped you, pal!
Welsh: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. This is not a schoolyard.
Fraser: Sir, if I may. We seem to be missing a couple of salient points here.
Ray: Yeah. One, a car got stolen. B, my car.
Goodfellow: Yeah. That’s going to cost me a lot of sleep, considering the guy you helped get away is the guy who tried to kill me.
Fraser: Well, since the man who stole Ray’s car and the man who tried to kill you are one and the same, I would suggest we share a common goal, and in a spirit of judicial cooperation, perhaps we should consider pooling our resources and our information.
Goodfellow: What’s wrong with him?
Welsh: He’s Canadian.
Goodfellow: Look. I got lots of information on the guy we’re looking for. What have you got?
Ray: I got the license number.
Welsh: Very little escapes his eye.
Ray: Frannie, put out an APB. License number W-E-7-6-1, black 1967 double barrel carb GTO.
Francesca: [scoffs]
  What is it with you guys and cars? What, do you all have your brains stuck behind your zippers or something? I mean excluding you, of course, Fraser.
Fraser: Oh, thank you.
Francesca: What is that? What does that stand for, GTO? ‘Great throbbing--’
Ray: No, Frannie, it’s Grand... Grand... What is it again, Fraser?
Fraser: Grand Turismo Omologato.
Ray: Right, GTO. Okay, now hit the keys please, Frannie. Thank you.
Damien Kowalski: Raymond!
Ray: Dad.
Damien: Look what I found in the wrecking yard!
Ray: You got... Ram Air IV camshaft?
Damien: Ha-ha! Mint, too. Let’s go put it on.

[Kowalski pauses] 

Damien : What? Something happen to the car?
Ray: Are you kidding? That car is my life! No, I just...took it in for some, uh, detailing.
Damien: Detailing?
Ray: Yeah, yeah. That’s where they make it look new again.
Damien: It already looks like new!
Ray: Yeah, but these guys they-they make it look newer than new. They’re good at that.
  They use this little toothbrush and whatnot and I mean... Let me drop this off and I’ll, uh...I’ll uh... [yanks the box from his dad’s grip and puts it on his desk]  I’ll get you coffee for the way home. We’ll get a coffee.
Agent Goodfellow: Gerome Laferette was a friend. At least we thought he was.
Agent Gobrah: There’s been a lot of Haitian immigration to the city lately. Most of it legal. Some of it not so legal.
Goodfellow: They live in a kind of enclave. Very insular. Very wary of outsiders. Laferette carries some weight in the community. He’s a priest.
Francesca: Oh, like Father Malone?
Gobrah: More like Papa Shango.
Francesca: What do you mean, like Voodoo?
Fraser: It’s Vodun actually. Or in Haiti it’s known as “Loa.” It’s a religion that derives from African Yoruban beliefs.
Goodfellow: He was our connection in the community.
Francesca: What do you mean, he was like your uh, sniff?

[Fraser gives her a look]

Francesca : I mean uh, your scratch?

Fraser : [whispers]   Do you perhaps mean “snitch”?

Francesca : Yeah, that’s what I said.
Fraser: Ah. So you did.
Goodfellow: We’ve been closing in on some of the sweatshops. Gerome called, wanted to meet us down in the projects. Cloak and dagger all of a sudden. But he’s always been a square guy, so we go. Six guys with guns waiting for us.
Fraser: And you’re sure it was Mr. Laferette who betrayed you?
Goodfellow: Only one knew we’d be there.
Ray: Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. Let’s find that car.
Fraser: Gentlemen.

 

[corridor]

Fraser : You all right?
Ray: Uh. I lied to my dad.
Fraser: About the car?
Ray: Yeah.
Fraser: I see.
Ray: Look, don’t tell me I should have been honest with him, Fraser, ‘cause I lied to him for his own good.
Fraser: You lied to him for his own good?
Ray: Well, yeah. You don’t know my parents. I mean they’re like little kids in old bodies. They live in this weird world. They talk back to the television, they buy stuff from infomercials. I just try to protect them.
Fraser: I can understand that.
Ray: So you understand lying.
Fraser: No-no, not the lying, no. but I can understand wanting to protect your father. I’ve often wished that I could have protected my father.

Ray : Mmm.

 

[alley]
Ray: This is Voodoo-ville. We’re about as popular as the INS down here.
Fraser: These people have good reason to fear authority, Ray. Their history is one of domination., first by the colonial powers, and then a series of brutal dictators who repressed the people with strong-arm tactics and turned their religion against them.

 

[apartment building hallway; Fraser greets curious neighbors]
Fraser: Good day. Hello.
[Dief noses at a door; Kowalski opens it: a Vodun ritual is in progress... Kowalski closes the door, then knocks at apartment 309]
Ray: [flashes badge]
  Chicago PD, we’re looking for Gerome Laferette.
Lisa Laferette: Gerome didn’t come home last night.
Fraser: You must be very worried about him.
Lisa: Gerome’s gonna be all right. He’s close to the Loa.
Ray: To the what?
Fraser: The gods, Ray.
Ray: Oh that’s great. Just tell us where the gods are so we can find him.

Lisa : The gods are everywhere.

Ray : Look, this isn’t a joke, lady. Your husband’s in a lot of trouble. Grand theft auto and some...stupid federal charges.
Fraser: Assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder, actually.
Ray: And the car.
Fraser: And the car.
Ray: Look, so if I were you, I’d start telling us everything you know about this, because if you don’t--
Momma Lolla: Mr. Policeman!

[they jump away from the door]

Momma Lolla : There’s a document called the Constitution of the United States of America. Have you read this document?
Ray: Well, no, my eyes are kinda bad so I--
Momma Lolla: See anything in this document that gives you the right to come to this lady’s house and treat her like she’s some dirt on your boot?
Fraser: No ma’am, we don’t.
Momma Lolla: Well then, you should both leave.
Ray: Look, lady, I am a cop, and I--
Fraser: Ray. Ray. The detective would like to apologize for his tone.
Ray: I would?
Fraser: Uh, yes, you would, Ray. He meant no disrespect.

[Kowalski nods grudgingly]

Fraser : My name is Constable Benton Fraser--

Momma Lolla : You first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of your daddy, and you stayed. [chuckles]   So did your daddy.
Fraser: Very perceptive. You would be?
Momma Lolla: Lolla. Some call me Momma Lolla. I work with Gerome.
Fraser: At the shipping depot?
Momma Lolla: No, in his other work.
Fraser: His Vodun work. Perhaps you could help us find Gerome.
Momma Lolla: Gerome Laferette don’t need to be found by you.
Fraser: You don’t think he’d like to return to his family?
Momma Lolla: When he’s good and ready.
Fraser: I see. I understand. Thank you.

[Kowalski looks trance-like at Momma Lolla]

Fraser : Ray. Ray. Ray. [raps Kowalski’s head]  Thank you kindly for your time.
Ray. Okay, this is great. So how do we find the car? How the hell do we find this car?
Fraser: All in good time, Ray, all in good time. [to neighbors]
  Good day, gentlemen.


[outside warehouse (Gutman’s Import/Export)]
Gutman: Gerome? Oh, he’s a wonderful man. An excellent worker. Never late, never a problem. That’s why I couldn’t understand why he-why he didn’t show up today. I figured it must have something to do with his religious work or something.
Fraser: So you’re aware of his involvement with Vodun?
Gutman: Oh certainly. Yeah. I was born and raised in New Orleans. I’m very familiar with Obeah, with Voodoo, with Loa. I grew up with all that stuff. It’s not a bad thing. It’s actually quite fascinating. It’s uh...helps people to understand certain strange situations. Keeps things settled down. At least Gerome did. Did he...is he really in trouble? Real trouble?
Ray: Big time.
Gutman: Jeez, I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him.
Fraser: You have no idea where he might be?
Gutman: For all I know he could be in Haiti. [spots someone]
  Eduardo, what you doing here?! Why are you back so soon?
Eduardo: I feel better working.
Gutman: Oh man! [drapes arm over his shoulder]
  Are you sure?
Eduardo: Yes, sir.
Gutman: If there’s anything I can do for you, you let me know, you understand?

Eduardo : Thank you, Mr. Gutman.

Gutman : Okay, you take care now. [Eduardo exits]  His wife died six days ago. Back to work already. Having a hard time, particularly with Gerome not around.
Ray: Why is that?
Gutman: Well. [clears throat]
  When-when one has a loss, one seeks the comfort of a priest. Gerome’s a good man. You sure he did something bad?

[Kowalski nods]
Fraser: Thank you kindly for your time.
Gutman: All right. No problem, gentleman. [exits]
Ray: Some help. I mean, how in the hell is that gonna to help...me find my car? [turns to find himself alone; Fraser catches up with Eduardo]


[alley behind a warehouse]
Ray: You sure this is it?
Fraser: Eduardo would have no reason to lie. And Momma Lolla was practicing for the Nine-Night ritual for his wife. If Mr. Laferette is as important as everyone says he is, it’ll be his duty to attend.
Ray: Still, it doesn’t look like a church.
Fraser: Well, a church isn’t simply a building, Ray. It’s a state of mind.

[they enter the building; they follow the drumming & chanting, finding a ritual in progress]
Ray: [flashing badge]
  Excuse me folks, Chicago PD. Gerome Laferette, you are under arrest.
Momma Lolla: Leave him! And leave this church!

[Gerome throws powder into the fire and disappears... he runs, but is trapped in a corridor by the Duck Boys]

Fraser : I’m afraid you’ll have to come with us, Mr. Laferette.


[27th precinct; Kowalski’s desk]
Ray: Look, you want to tell me where my car is?
Gerome: I don’t remember.
Ray: Not good enough!
Gerome: I was frightened! I got off at Lakeshore. Somewhere near the projects. I think maybe I left it on...Latimer or Western.
Ray: Latimer? You left my car on Latimer?! Unguarded? They eat cars up on Latimer! Stick him in the lockup until the Feds get here. [exits]

[Dief grumbles to Gerome]
Gerome: [smiling]
  A wolf.
Fraser: A half-wolf actually.
Gerome: The interesting half. The wild half that speaks to me.

[Dief grumbles again]
Fraser: He does seem to respond to you.
Gerome: An understanding of wild things is important in my work.
Fraser: I assume you’re not speaking of your work at the shipping depot.
Gerome: No. My real work.
Fraser: Vodun. Interesting use of the flash powder at the ceremony today. Perhaps a bit obvious.
Gerome: There’s showmanship in any religion.
Fraser: True enough.
[drumming sounds]
Welsh: What the hell is that noise?

[dancers and Momma Lolla enter & circulate, singing & drumming, engaging the bystanders, and tossing small pellets around the room]

Welsh : What is she doing?
Gerome: She’s placing a curse on your station.
Welsh: In here, who would notice?
[action pauses... everyone is in a trance; Gerome snaps his fingers... the trance ends – the dancers are gone, and everyone seem confused]
Welsh: [to cop]
  Go with Constable Fraser and put this man in a holding cell. I’ll tell the Feds we got their man. [exits]

Francesca : [blowing pellets off her desk]  Hey you guys, do you think this curse thing really affects me? I mean, I’m just a civilian aid and all.
Huey: She cursed everyone who works here. And you work here, so...

Dewey : [scoffs]   Right.
Huey: Listen, I’ve heard of people just giving up and dying after they’ve been cursed.
Dewey: Yeah, but that’s a mind-over-matter thing, all right? There’s nothing real to that.
Huey: Hey! You’re killed by a gun, you’re killed by your mind, you’re still dead.
Francesca: Is that true?
Dewey: No. Your mind kills you, it’s just psychosomatic.
Francesca: Okay, so you’re not really dead.
Dewey: Right. You just think you are... I think.


[alley; Kowalski runs to a stripped GTO]
Ray: No! Not my car, come on! Come on.

[checks the license plate – RCW 139]

Ray : [sighs]   Thank you.

[a cloaked figure with mask & sword rises behind him... he senses it, draws gun and swings around... swings in other direction, then again... nothing is there]

Ray : I’m good. Whoo.


[27th precinct; holding cell]
Fraser: It’s not very comfortable, I’m afraid.
Gerome: I have been in far less comfortable places, Constable. As have you.
Fraser: As have I. May I ask you a question? Did Vodun have anything to do with the attempt on the lives of Agents Goodfellow and Aaron Gobrah?
Gerome: I have been a houngan since I was 25. It is very early to become a priest in my country. From my earliest days I have been taught to revere all life and to do no harm. Does that answer your question?
Fraser: Then you didn’t try to kill them?
Gerome: Does it matter?
Fraser: Gerome, you have a wife and a daughter. Don’t you want to return to them?
Gerome: You saw my daughter!
Fraser: No. I saw her photograph in your apartment.
Gerome: There’s nothing more I can say.

Ray : You got a lot more you can say. Like where’s my car and how come I’m being followed by uh, skeletons?
Gerome: I don’t know what you are talking about.
Ray: Well then you can sit right there until you figure it out. How does that sit with you?
Gerome: It’s fine. I won’t be in here long.


[break room; Huey is eating, Dewey enters]
Dewey: I’m getting a coffee, Jack, want one?
Huey: Mmm. Black, no cream.
[Dewey puts money in machine... nothing happens; Dewey squats down, looks in the dispenser and gets face full of hot coffee... chain reaction: Dewey jumps back, hits table & rolls over, kicking a tray; Huey jumps back as the airborne tray hits his own, sending his lunch flying at Frannie, who steps aside, and the spaghetti hits Welsh squarely in the chest; Frannie pauses... and then runs]

[bullpen]

Francesca : Fraze! It’s working!
Fraser: What’s working?
Francesca: The curse! Look!

[Welsh passes by, wiping at his stained shirt]
Fraser: Look Francesca, there’ve been lunchroom incidents before. Uh, I don’t think a curse is the obvious--
Francesca: Fraser! I can feel it! Right here. [puts his hand over her heart]
  Can you feel it?
Fraser: Uh, I feel something.
Francesca: It’s like a dark hole burning its way through my heart.
[Kowalski enters, watching them with amusement]
Fraser: Francesca, it’s best not get worked up about this. You see, our minds have the capacity to trans--

Francesca : No! It’s a curse! We have to do something.
Ray: Yeah, like lock you up in one of them rooms with the rubber furniture.
Goodfellow: Vecchio. Constable Fraser. Where is he?
[wolf howls]
Francesca: Oh my God, it’s a werewolf! [exits]
Fraser: No, it’s not a werewolf, it’s Diefenbaker. My companion is half-wolf.
Goodfellow: What’s his problem?
Fraser: Well, I’m not sure. Although he did eat some lard at the consulate kitchen. Usually though, that just leads to flatulence.
Ray: Flatulence?
Fraser: Farting, Ray.

 

[holding cell; Gerome lies on the floor]

Fraser : Oh, dear.


[morgue; a young woman in white smock straightens sheet over Gerome]
Goodfellow: All right, what can you tell me?
Woman (Mert): Well. He’s dead.
Goodfellow: I know he’s dead. What about an autopsy?
Mert: Mort does the autopsies. And he’s out of town for a couple days.

Goodfellow : What about a cause of death?
[Mert raises the sheet, looks at the body, then straightens sheet]

Mert : Looks to me like his heart stopped beating.
Goodfellow: *Why* did his heart stop beating?
Mert: Maybe he was sick or something.
Gobrah: Maybe he was sick or something?
Mert: Maybe. Mort could probably tell you more. [smiles]
Goodfellow: Look. Mort’s not here. You’re here. And I need an expert opinion.
Mert: If you’re looking for a bunch of words like myocardardial whatsidosis or whatever, you’re asking the wrong person.
Goodfellow: Don’t play games with me.
Welsh: No, she’s not.

[Kowalski, Fraser, and Welsh enter]

Welsh : Mert happens to be an expert in her field. Although the field has nothing to do with medicine. [she smiles]  We remain very proud of her as a member of our cleaning staff.

[Mert retrieves her mop & bucket, then exits]

Welsh : You’ll get a full investigation.
Goodfellow: Who was the last to see him?
Fraser: It was I.
Ray: So that pretty much rules out foul play.
Goodfellow: Unless someone got in there after the constable.
Fraser: No, Diefenbaker was there the entire time.
Gobrah: You think the wolf did it?
Fraser: Diefenbaker would not have allowed anyone to harm Mr. Laferette. I can assure you of that.
Goodfellow: Oh that’s great. Guy dies and we’re not supposed to worry about it because the last person to see him has a red suit, *and* we got a dog for a witness.
Fraser: He’s a wolf, actually.

[Gobrah exits]
Goodfellow: We’ll send somebody to get the body. We’ve got medical techs who work all night. [exits]

Fraser & Ray & Welsh : Oooh! [they exit]

[Fraser pauses]
Fraser: Dief.

[Dief stays put]

Fraser : [shakes head & sighs]  Have it your own way.

[Dief howls]

 

[corridor]
Welsh: [sarcastically]
  Oh, wonderful.
Fraser: It is quite beautiful, isn’t it? You know, Leftenant, I think it might be a good idea to have someone assigned to watch the body.
Welsh: Watch the body? What, do you think it’s gonna turn into a zombie or something?

[sound of Momma Lolla laughing]

Fraser : Possibly.

[solitary ritual: Momma Lolla chants in front of a candlelit altar]

 

[27th precinct, morgue; Mert enters... Gerome sits up... Mert faints]

 

[Welsh’s office]
Goodfellow: Let me see if I got this straight. Somewhere during the course of the night, Gerome Laferette, who, for all intents and purposes, was dead, got up off a gurney, then wandered the halls, unnoticed by half a dozen or so police officers, and walked out of the building!! That about the size of it?
Fraser & Ray & Welsh: [mumble]
  Pretty good...That’s pretty good...That’s close...
Gobrah: You guys are something else! You screwed up our arrest, killed our prisoner and now you’ve lost the body!
Fraser & Ray & Welsh: [mumble]
  Not lost.
Ray: No, no, Misplaced.
Welsh: It’ll turn up, you know, bodies have a habit of doing that.
Ray: Yeah, unless of course they’ve been zombified, in which case they walk the earth with a strange demeanor, looking-–

Welsh : Detective.
Goodfellow: I wish I could share your confidence, Lieutenant. But I think Agent Gobrah and I will handle it from here.
Welsh: I can’t let you do that.
Goodfellow: Oh, you can’t?
Welsh: Huh-uh. It’s personal.

Gobrah : Personal.

Ray : Very personal. For all three of us.
Welsh: Yeah, I have to think of the reputation of this station.
Fraser: And I have to locate the whereabouts of my lifelong companion.
[agents look at Kowalski]

Ray : I gotta find my car. It’s a classic.

[bullpen]
Francesca: [pages through a book]
  It’s in here somewhere.

[an altar is set up on her desk: bowl with skull, jars, burning candles, idols, chalice]

Francesca : Okay, okay, here it is. So you take the cow’s blood and mix it with the graveyard dirt.
Huey: Graveyard dirt?
Dewey: Yeah, you get it from the graveyard at midnight.
Francesca: Yeah, and I got the blood at Tony’s Cold Meats, so it’s nice and fresh.
Huey: You guys are out of your mind! Voodoo is a religion. You can’t learn it from a book.
Dewey: Oh yeah? What about the Bible?
Huey: That’s different.
Dewey: Look, we’re not hurting anybody, okay? It’s a precautionary thing.
Francesca: Okay, so now we need the powder. [pours out a handful, sprinkles some around, then blows the rest from her hand... right at Huey]
Welsh: Miss Vecchio!
Francesca: Yes, sir.
Welsh: What is all this paraphernalia?
Francesca: Um... Okay, this is anti-curse paraphernalia, okay? You got your graveyard dirt, some special powder, and some cow’s blood, which I’m not absolutely sure about because it seems to indicate here that we’re supposed to drink it which--
Welsh: I want all this stuff out of my station. Immediately!
Francesca: But what about the curse?
Welsh: If it’s not outta here in two seconds you’ll face the curse of unemployment.
Francesca: But-but-but...

[Welsh exits, running into a cop... making the cop drop an armload of files]  

Francesca : See? [hits Dewey]   It’s getting worse.
Huey: Come on, throw the blood on the skull.
Dewey: But--
Huey: Do it!
Dewey: [opening jar]
  Shouldn’t I let it breathe a little?
Francesca: Just pour it!
Huey: Do it!
Dewey: Okay, all right. [pours blood over skull in bowl]

[corridor]

Damien : Raymond! I didn’t think you were here. I didn’t see the car in the lot.
Ray: I know. You see, the car...got...
Damien: Got what?
Ray: Boring. You know, driving in every day. So I’m trying to get some, uh, exercise.
Damien: Exercise?
Ray: Yeah, you know, so, a couple of mornings a week, I run in. It gets the cardio going. It’s...
Damien: You run in your work clothes?
Ray: Yeah. It’s cold, and it warms ‘em up.
Damien: Okay. Well, I’ll pick up the camshaft, swing by your place--
Ray: No! ‘Cause that’s...way too much trouble. Why don’t you just wait for a day when I have the car here.
Damien: What about tomorrow? You can’t have it here tomorrow?
Ray: Sure...Dad. Tomorrow.
Damien: Okay, tomorrow it is then. See ya. [exits]


[street; people scatter as the unmarked sedan pulls up]
Goodfellow: Well, it kicks the hell out of your ego, people treating you like you got a bad smell.

Fraser : Perhaps we should go in alone.
Goodfellow: Good idea.

[Fraser & Kowalski exit]

Gobrah : Maybe we should take a shower.


[apartment building hallway]
Ray: The guy’s dead, Fraser. I don’t really think he’s gonna be coming home for a visit.
Fraser: Well, if he was dead, that would be true.
Ray: You don’t really give into this zombie stuff do you? ‘Cause personally, I don’t. But you?
  That would be unMountielike and unlogical.
Fraser: It depends on what you mean by zombie, Ray.
Ray: Uh, dead guy walking.
Fraser: No, that would be highly unlikely. There are however certain drugs. For example, the gland secretions of the booga toad are 100 times more powerful than digitalis or the puffer fish which contains a tetrodotoxin. Either of these would allow an individual to create a very convincing impression of death.
[Kowalski slaps himself in the face]

Ray : Good enough to fool you?
Fraser: Virtually undetectable.
Ray: So you think he’s faking it.
Fraser: It would account for his leaving and for Diefenbaker’s disappearance.
Ray: Why’s the wolf hanging with the dead guy?
Fraser: Mr. Laferette has a very powerful presence. Diefenbaker’s responding to that. [goes to knock but the door opens]
Momma Lolla: You are not needed here!
Fraser: We thought we could help.
Gutman: Can you find Gerome?
Fraser: Mr. Gutman, we are trying, yes.

[they enter]
Gutman: I just stopped by to see if I could be of any help to Lisa.
Fraser: That was very thoughtful.

Lisa : Mr. Gutman has been very good to both Gerome and to myself.
Ray: You only have the one other room?
Gutman: If you’re looking for Gerome, I can assure you you’re not going to find him here.
Ray: Mind if I look around? [pushes back a curtain]
Gutman: May I ask why you are doing this, Detective?
Ray. No. [finds a child’s bed, empty]
Gutman: Are you satisfied?
Momma Lolla: They are never satisfied.
Fraser: Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, ma’am. We are just trying to help.
Momma Lolla: We don’t need your help. We’re doing fine as we are.
Fraser: I’m sure you are. In the meantime, I’d like to thank you for feeding Diefenbaker. I uh... [takes money from Stetson]
  I hope that this will cover it.

[Momma Lolla chuckles]

Fraser : Oh by the way, Mrs. Laferette, is your daughter home?
Momma Lolla: She’s at school.
Fraser: And a good thing, too. In the words of Plato, ‘A soul takes nothing with it to the other world save its education and its culture.’ Thank you kindly.


[corridor]
Ray: Fraser, what was that feeding Diefenbaker stuff?
Fraser: I detected the scent the moment we entered the apartment.
Ray: Well, that means Laferette was in there, too.
Fraser: Almost certainly.
Ray: Well, let’s go back in there and bust ‘em for harboring a fugitive.
Fraser: We have no proof.
Ray: We got proof Fraser, you smelled the dog! [mutters]
  Smelled the dog... [shouts]   Fraser, I think I’ve been working with you too long.

[27th precinct]
Francesca: [on phone]
  Yeah sure, Fraze, I’ll check it out....Okay. [hangs up]
Huey: You know what? I think we need more blood.
Dewey: All right, more blood.
Francesca: Yeah, we just might. Look. See? It says right here.
Welsh: What’s that smell? Miss Vecchio, I seem to recall issuing an order regarding mumbo jumbo, as there will *be* no mumbo jumbo? Does that ring a bell?
Francesca: Yes, sir.
Welsh: All right. Get rid of this stuff now, and you two get back to work.
[Frannie gathers the bowl, walks into hallway]

Welsh : [to cop]  I don’t care what happened to their bus. Get ‘em out of here! [to uniformed marching band major]   Forward! Left, right, left, right!

[Frannie walks past a guy on ladder changing light bulb... chain reaction: light bulb explodes, guy falls off ladder onto a cart, which rolls down the hall, sending cops running; light bulbs keep exploding...]

Voice : Stop that guy!

[the guy slams into a door & sails through the glass... an occupied wheelchair careens down the next hallway, and a man leaps out of the way – right into a uniformed band member... and the marching band goes down like dominos; Frannie rushes back to her desk, knocking into someone who knocks into Dewey, who falls down... hitting the burning candle, which tumbles into the trash can, which starts flaming]

Francesca : Fire!  Fire! The book! Look, it says right here! [points to picture]
Welsh: The book, huh? [throws it into the burning trashcan]
  All right?

[smoke billows as the fire goes out... but then sprinklers go off]
Francesca: [pointing up]
  See?
Welsh: Ah! [heads into his office]
Francesca: It’s the curse!
Welsh: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[Huey laughs in frustration & defeat]


[outside Laferette’s apartment building]
Ray: Gutman’s a weirdo.
Fraser: I did detect a certain amount of tension in the apartment.
Gobrah: He runs a clean shop as far as we can tell.
Ray: As far as you can tell? Why, are you investigating him?
Gobrah: We investigate everybody. His name’s come up a couple of times. Nothing concrete. Although a legitimate operation like Gutman’s could be a good cover for a sweatshop. Give you a way to distribute the product. And the Voodoo might be useful, too.
Ray: Voodoo?
Goodfellow: Yeah, he’s kinda hyped on it.
Ray: Hyped on Voodoo.
Fraser: He did seem very knowledgeable.
Goodfellow: He’s what those in Voodoo circles would refer to as a “hangan.”
Fraser: A “houngan”?
Goodfellow: That’s what I said.
Fraser: Ah, right.
Goodfellow: Not a lot of white guys ever get that far into it.
Fraser: Is that why he employed Gerome?
Goodfellow: Yeah, I guess. Laferette never talked that much about him.
Gobrah: Never talked about him at all.
[Kowalski’s cell phone rings]
Francesca: [voice]
  Yeah, it’s me, where’s Fraze?
Ray: Yeah. [hands over the phone but keeps his hand out]

Fraser : Hello?
Francesca: [voice]
  Hey, Fraze. That Laferette girl? She didn’t go to school today. She hasn’t been there all week.
Fraser: Thank you kindly, Francesca. [passes phone back to Kowalski]
  I think perhaps we should have another conversation with Mrs. Laferette.

[*pop* *bang* *pop* *bang*]

[Kowalski & Agents pull their guns... a kid with a skull mask runs off]

Ray : Ah. Fireworks.

[Diefenbaker & Gerome appear]

Fraser : Dief.
[Gerome points a gun]

Ray : Gun!
[Dief disarms Gerome]

Goodfellow : Hold it right there, Laferette!
[Gerome jumps off the ledge... a wall of flames appears]
Fraser: Dief!
Ray: Dief’s deaf.
Fraser: Good point, Ray.

[Fraser jumps through the flames, but Gerome & Dief are gone; the flames die down]
Ray: Are you all right?
Fraser: Yeah.
Ray: You’re sure you’re okay?
Fraser: Yeah. I’m fine.

[Fraser turns around: the back of his coat is burning]
Ray: The reason I ask is, you’re on fire.
Fraser: [casually]
  Oh. [takes off his coat & drops it to the ground]

 

[alley; cops are everywhere]

Ray : Another gimmick?
Fraser: Well, the fire was real enough.
Ray: What are you saying, it was magic?
Fraser: Lighter fluid. [hands over container]
  This may not sound particularly logical, Ray, but judging from the intense and immediate bond that he and Diefenbaker have formed, I’m inclined to believe that Gerome is trying to do the right thing.
Ray: Would that include stealing cars and taking pot-shots at cops? He’s got a lot to learn about civics, Fraser.
Goodfellow: As usual, no one saw anything else, including the fire.
Ray: Hey, you know, you blink, you miss a big wall of fire. Look, he planned the whole deal. Escape route, everything. [hands over container]

Goodfellow : Where’d you find this?
Ray: Uh, Fraser found it over th...there.

[Fraser has gone]

[Lolla’s apartment; Fraser enters]
Momma Lolla: Leave this alone. You don’t know what you’re messing with.
Fraser: I know that you’re frightened. And that Mrs. Laferette is frightened.
Momma Lolla: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Fraser: I’m talking about Gerome’s daughter.
Momma Lolla: Nobody’s doing nothing to Marie.
Fraser: Then perhaps I could see her. [pause]
  I can’t let Gerome kill someone, or be killed himself. I don’t think you could do that either.
Momma Lolla: I’ve been working on him. [indicates photo of Gutman]
  I’ve been working on him *hard.*
Ray: [entering]
  Gutman?
Momma Lolla: He’s a Bokor.
Ray: Broker? Like stock broker?
Fraser: No, it’s Bokor, Ray. It’s a practitioner of black magic.
Momma Lolla: Gutman uses Voodoo to control the folks working in his sweatshops.
Fraser: The dark side of Vodun.
Ray: Oh, and this is the light side?
Momma Lolla: You see, you fight the dark with the dark. I don’t like it, but that’s the only way it works. But Gutman’s too strong for me. I can’t control him, and Gerome won’t!
Fraser: Because Gutman has his daughter. And in exchange for her safety, Gerome was ordered to kill two federal agents. He’s afraid.
Momma Lolla: So we gotta put a hurtin’ on him.

[Gutman’s office]
Gutman: What do you want, Lolla?
Momma Lolla: To bring you this.
Gutman: You doing this to me?

Momma Lolla : Gerome doing it.

[she places a charm on the desk: animal skull wrapped with string & decorated with beads & feathers]

Gutman : He’s bluffing. It would cost him too much.
Momma Lolla: Maybe. Maybe not. I’m just delivering the message.
[Gutman speaks in French, gesturing for Lolla to get out; Momma Lolla exits & goes straight to the car]
Momma Lolla: He got the message.
Fraser: Good.
Ray: Good?
Fraser: Mr. Gutman now believes Mr. Laferette is no longer afraid of him.
Ray: So?
Fraser: He’ll wonder why. That should lead us to Marie.
Momma Lolla: You know she’s a sweet little girl, you know, and I’m gonna work it. You find his govi?
Fraser: We will.
Ray: Govi? What’s a govi?
Fraser: It’s a vessel in which he keeps his puin, or his spirits. It’s symbolic of his power.

Ray : Hmm.

 

[Gutman tries to continue working, but his attention is drawn to the charm; hurriedly he exits the warehouse... Fraser & Kowalski see him leave]

Fraser : Let’s go.

 

[sweatshop]
Gutman: What is she doing laying down like that? Get her up and get her back to work. What is that? What is that look? What is that? You resent me? Is that it? Is that it? You all resent me? Don’t you have any gratitude? What do you people want! What do you want? You want to go back home? You want to go back home?! I’ll send you back home! Right back to the Tonton Macoutes, with the long knives, and the knock on the door in the middle of the night when they come and they take your babies away!!
  Forever!! Is that what you want? Get back to work!

[Momma Lolla’s group sings a chant to “Papa Loco”]

[sweatshop, back room; Gutman lights altar candles]

Gutman : [imploring]   Papa. Papa Shango.

[sweatshop; Gutman’s pleading prayers echo through the room]
Ray: What’s the matter with them?
Fraser: They’re afraid.

[Momma Lolla’s group & Gutman each chant, and seem to be competing]

 

[sweatshop, back room; Fraser & Kowalski interrupt Gutman... he throws powder at them and disappears; Fraser investigates the altar]
Ray: Fraser, what are you doing?
Fraser: His govi. [takes a decorated glass jar]

[they run after Gutman]

[sweatshop]

Gerome : Tell me where my daughter is!
Gutman: No.

Gerome : Tell me *now.* [points & cocks gun]  Or I will KILL you!
Ray: Laferette, put the gun down.
Gerome: He is an *evil* man!
Gutman: You ain’t gonna shoot me, Gerome. I’ve got your daughter. Listen to the Bokor, Gerome.
Ray: Gerome, put the gun down. We can work this thing out.

[Momma Lolla & her group arrive, chanting & dancing & drumming, and she slowly dances Gutman backward... Fraser hands the govi to Gerome, who drops it... the dancers surround Gutman, sending him to his knees]

[back room; Fraser feels along a stone wall]
Ray: What are you looking for?
Fraser: A trigger mechanism. Yep. Here we go.
[he finds the button & presses it; the wall opens]
Marie: Daddy?
Gerome: Marie!

[they rush to the girl, and the family is happily reunited]

 

[27th precinct]
Goodfellow: He’s on his own recognizance, so we should be able to cut him a good deal in return for his testimony. He shouldn’t do any jail time. Detective.
Ray: Agent.
Goodfellow: Constable. It’s been a real slice.
Fraser: Of what?
Gobrah: He’s Canadian. [exits]

Goodfellow : Right. Catch you later. [exits]
Damien: Raymond! [holds up the camshaft]
  Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. Daylight’s burning.
Ray: Dad. I got, um... something to tell you.
Damien: What is it, son?
Ray: The car. [pause]
  It’s not here. I lent it to a guy for the weekend so he can take photos of it for this magazine called uh, “Black Old Classic Cars” so...
Damien: Look me in the eye and tell me that again.

[Kowalski looks at his feet]

Damien : The police called your apartment while your mother was ironing shirts. You parked it beside a hydrant. I got it out of the pound, it’s outside.

[Kowalski smiles widely]
Ray: Thanks!

[they hug awkwardly, knocking box to the floor; they both try to pick it up, but Damien insists]

Damien : Okay, okay. There’s no need to lie to us, you know. Your mother and I are fully functioning adults. We can handle the truth.
Ray: Remember that antique lamp that I said the cat broke? It was me.
Damien: Yeah, I know, son.
Ray: And that time after school where I had the black eye? That did not happen in gym. That uh, I got into a fight.
Damien: I know, son.

[they head out of the station]
Ray: Remember when I was 14 and the station wagon went missing?
Damien: Yeah?
Ray: That was me.
Damien: You stupid son of a bitch.

 

[Fraser steps onto bullpen floor, which is now a lawn; grass is growing in little piles everywhere, on desks, cabinets, etc... and crickets are chirping]
Francesca: Okay, so the curse is lifted? Well, what about the grass? That’s not normal.
Momma Lolla: I just threw around some seed, and somebody starts watering ‘em.
Francesca: So there never was a curse?
Momma Lolla: If it was that easy, everybody’d be doing it!
Francesca: So there was no curse. [tosses a chunk of grass on the desk]
Gerome: I have to thank you, Constable.
Fraser: There’s no need. Just make sure you keep your
gros bon ange   healthy.
Gerome: And you.

[Gerome, Lisa, Marie, & Momma Lolla exit; Dief whines]
Fraser: Well, it’s your decision. You are familiar with the concept of free will. It’s up to you.

[Dief returns to sit at Fraser’s feet]

Fraser : Thank you kindly.

[Dief grumbles]  

Fraser : Hungry?

[Dief woofs]

Fraser : Get it yourself.

 


End

 

[note: Music credited for this episode: “Yanvalou” (Traditional)]

 

 

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