INSTANT MESSENGER TRANSCRIPT

IANTO:  I was drunk.

JACK:  I know.

IANTO:  I thought you were Bryn because I was drunk and never really woke up.

JACK:  I know.

IANTO:  I thought it was Bryn but I pretended it was you.

IANTO:  In my head it was you, Jack.

IANTO:  Then, when I woke up alone, I was convinced I’d dreamt it.

[  IANTO is typing a message  ]

IANTO:  Jack?

IANTO:  Jack?

[  IANTO has left the conversation  ]

[  Ends  ]

INSTANT MESSENGER TRANSCRIPT

JACK:  Ianto?

IANTO:  Where did you go?

JACK:  Was it good?  Despite me/Bryn/drunk/whatever.

[  IANTO is typing a message  ]

IANTO:  If I’m honest, I don’t remember much about it.

IANTO:  Pity you can’t forget it seeing as you were so disappointed with the standard of the service.

JACK:  You didn’t believe that.

JACK:  Did you?

[  IANTO is typing a message  ]

JACK:  Don’t believe that.

[  IANTO is typing a message  ]

JACK:  How about we try again when we’re both sober, simply for research purposes?

IANTO:  HARAAAAAAASSSSSSSMENT!!!

JACK:  Damn, I just laughed for the first time in forever.

JACK:  Owen’s looking at me as if I’m hysterical.

IANTO:  I can smell his fear from here.

JACK:  Would it be too cruel to set them up?

JACK:  Want to come in here and stage the biggest showdown ever?

IANTO:  You’re not a nice man, Captain Harkness.

JACK:  Five minutes?

IANTO:  No.

JACK:  I’m bored.

IANTO:  Do some work.

JACK:  Come and jump me.  Throw me across Owen’s lap and fuck me right there while he screams like a girl.

IANTO:  If you’ll excuse me I need to go and cry.

JACK:  I’m curious.  Would you kiss Owen?

IANTO:  Only to keep him distracted for as long as it took me to shoot him.

IANTO:  No euphemism.

JACK:  Come and jump me anyway.

IANTO:  I’m working.  Or about to.  K to L.

JACK:  Are you still avoiding me?

IANTO:  No, Jack.

[  IANTO has left the conversation  ]

[  Ends  ]

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